In a Galaxy...Where most of us didn´t even eat every single dish on their homeplanet...Is one Man...A Myth...A Legend...The Chef "Yup it is ME Francis Detester and i´m here to cook up a Storm on every planet I go!"  Theme song Plays

Cut to the Chef comming out of a Motel with only a towel around his waist "Aww Thuck it´s true what zey sa- ARRETÉ DE RECORDE! I-"
The recording went into an static Frame returning with a cinematic shot of the Chef looking down at Downtown Parichi from an helicopter "Oh hello zere! Bonjour to zis weeks Episode of zhe best Show to ever exist!" The Chef got interrupted by somebody behind the camera. "I´m not supposed to brag....Well yea but it´s true...Sorry Boss" The Chef looked down before looking back into the Camera "Anyhow, i hope zis commotion didn´t bother my Gleeful audience! Hon,Hon Hon!" Suddenly the camera turns to a clapping Sound wich turns out to be the Buckled up Elemorons playing patty cake with eachother, only to be interrupted by the Chef literally tearing the camera to look at him again wich again got interrupted by a static Screen.

"Alright are you su-anyway where was i.....Ah yes as you all should see we are currently over the Capital of Parichi where ze Famous Pirate empire wich i like to call "Angry Elven Lesbos got power" HON HON HON...Wait i could get shot for that?... Well here the Drosden fleet finds ist home...wich means Infamous Personell of the Crew could be seen in zis Episode such as :Quareen, a sniper with a bit of an schtick for ze brutal, Jessie, A Demon that´s certainly hot...but not Hot like the Chefs Chilli, Sylvia, the Merchandising face of the Fleet with a nice smile, and maybe even the "Sexiest Elf Alive" The Pirate Queen Kat!" the Chef shook his head out of the fantasys and Looks back into the Camera "Anyways, we didn´t come here to meet any of them but to cook so we´ll see you after this Commercial Break" 
Just before the the Commercial the Morons roard up in unicene "WE COULD MEET SYL-"

A slideshow appears Explaining what the Chef is gonna cook today wich then turned into a Sweeping shot of the Chef smiling at the Camera infront of a store "BONJOUR Followees of the Chefs impressive Journies through Ze Galaxy wich have only now appeared but...Oh fot Thuks Sake These i-" Static Screen "Ahem well it seems you can´t Keep the Morons on a leash without zem running away and scaring an elderly couple on a Park Bench...Anyways we can´t cook right on Parichi, without going Grocery Shopping, So let´s...get on it" The Chef gave a Thumbs up while constantly giving the same smile...slowly staring into the Viewers Soul for good 10 seconds before it cut to a Fast forward of the Chef and his Crew Shopping Groceries before the footage slowed down to the Chef pointing at somebody in the distance "Oh Shit...I think it´s one of the fleet" They got closer to the figure and just before the Chef could say something to the figure the Commercial Break Came.

A Slow buildup with slowly higher piano keyes roar up when the loved Chef reaches out for the drosden members Hood...tensions are at high People are on the edge of their couches....only for Chef to pull away an blanket as it just turns out to be a Stack of potatos in the shape of the Pirate Queen "HON HON! Y´all probably zought i was about to get shived then zrown into a Stove with lovely cut Carrots, Salads and as a bit of an appetiser a Nice Sour Potato Salad...Infact" The Chef grabbed some of the Potatos representing the Flower the Queen Caresses on heer Hat ruining the statue Abit "WE ARE GONNA MAKE PARICHI PUOLLET WITH A POTATO SALA-" Suddenly Angry customers and Employees were seen and heard "HE DISGRACED THE QUEEN!" "OFF WITH HIS HEAD" "SEND EM TO QUAREENS TORTURE SHACK" The Chef slowly looked at the Camera "...After zis short break?" The Camera was dropped as the Chef pushed the cameraman into the masses to give him some time "HOP HOP WE GOTTA GO"

The Commercial brek stopped and the Show went back on with the Chef with his Hands on his knees out of breath "Aww Merde zese Parichi Civis are like zeir women of the ni- OH HI PEOPLE" The morons Comforted eachother in The cornor of the room just visible to the TV how they all Cringed when The Chef shouted "So Let me just get all ze ingredients ready, zen we´ll have our Parichi Poulet! so lets do zis!"

Jumpcut with fancy effects to the Chef Standing behind a Table with the morons heads just Peeking over the Counter "SO First off we have to beat our meat" The Chef searched for something under the table out of view from the audience, many Vieweres probably would have either turned off their tv or laughed their asses of at that exact Moment.
But luckily the Chef just slapped a slap of Chicken on the Counter "Phew, now isn´t zis a fine speci-....What do you mean "Dirty"? and zat wasn´t even a Jo-" Static Screen and back to the Chef sighing and shaking his head "Welp now let´s beat our Chicken meat! HON,HON,HON" Zoom in on the slab of Chicken and The Chefs Fist pummeling the meat "You see dear Viewers, Zis is why ze wwx was usefull to dear old Chef," He flexed his left arm while still punching the slab of chicken "You Have to Train zere so i have gotten Gains mon petite Viewers"

After a Minute of the Chef punching the chicken it was thrown into an Oven "Now Zat was exhausting, but we still have to do somezing...i hope you all didn´t Forget" He pulled out the Few potatoes he took from the Kat Ornament "WE are going to make Potato Salad to accompany the Chicken!....Now wheres zat damn Kni-.....VIVVIENE, VENTIS NON DON`T SWO-" static Screen returning to Chef with two knifes in one Hand and a Thumbs up in the other "Welp after zat Little disturbance i took it upon Beaux Moi to already chop up the Potatos and take the Poulet out of the oven....Aww ZUT i finnished ze meal offscreen...Anywho let´s send this to ze Judges and see what zey zink!"

The Camera went to a room with four People sitting at a Fancy Desk and Twirly mustaches...Even the females! Eating some of the Chefs Chicken...then finally after a Minute of them analysing the flavours they all nodded and Showed in unicene.....a 10

"HON HON again a perfect 10....But zese tens are getting a bit too run of le mill to me....so Ze next Episode....it´s gonna be Exotic, but for now Zanks for enjoying zis program and i´ll see you....next week...Salut!" but just before the chow is getting cut off Velis Stared into the Camera and pecked it with Vicyeth reeing in the distance