Name: 
Bob Smith

Age:
45

Gender:
Male

Job: 
Private Secretary for the Pirate Queen

Race: 
Homo Sapiens

History: 
It is said that he always emitted Monotone sounds and never smiled or frowned, 
At his wedding, The Birth of his Child, everytime he was straight faced. 
Maybe he has Crippling Depression but atleast he's a pretty neat secretary