The Becker Siblings, two brothers and one sister, and all of them would be considered a criminal in galaxy at large. Now they are part of Immortals, "A big enough stone to hide under, but not too heavy" said Daniel Becker, the de facto leader of this little gang, now he says
- Guys this is not working out
- Honestly I kinda expected it to not work out, at least for criminal-
- Money-making side Albert, money making not criminal
- Oh right I forgot, but what we gonna do about it?
- Ehmm we could leave......
-..... Well..... yeah I kinda wanted to say that-
- So what is stoping us from leaving?
- Nothing but-
- SO LET'S LEAVE THEN
- WILL YOU LET ME END MY FUCKING SENTENCE?!
-.................................................................
-................ Ok
- Thank you, well I wanted to say that we should give them a partiyng gift so that we won't go our separate ways in bad relations
- What would we give them ? Chocolates?
- Yes
- Oh ........
- You see.......
Daniel then kaes two large idnetical bags from under the table, he then taps the bag on his right
- This bag here is filled with Chocolates, and those are of rather fine quolity
- Ehm what is in other bag?
- Oh just bombs in chocolate packages
- Ok, also I guess that I am one to carry this bag to leaders yes?
- Yup, I am going to prep the ship with Albert while you give this to them
- Ok
In this momment Daniel and Albert are going to engine room, while Sarah takes the bag on her right, and leaves the ship to deliver the sweet payload (BTW this was happening on MIGHTY SAPCE BAR)

Meanwhile in the immortal offices, a bag has arrived marked "the beckers". It seemed to contain chocolates with the same amount as immortal legends. Obviously it was ment to be some sort of gift, perhaps a parting gift as they havent been around for quite some time. It was fine though, he would send the form to officially confirm the conclusion of their services later along with their last salary and the thanks later, he was kind of busy right now. 

Meanwhile on some scumbag scalleywag pirate planet Kat was sitting at the bar, trying to charm people into her heisting crew or get them to join by sharing the spoils. Not that her crew was incompetent or willing to leave, she was just always looking to make more money faster. Faster than she could spend it on trinkets that is.

Well Beckers(Or Sarah to be precise) were nearby this bar, and she (Like 90% of time she spents being alive) wanted to drink some booze, so she looks up sees a sign saying bar, walks up to the doors of this bar, kicks the doors up and walks up to Barman
- OI GIMME SOME BOOZE MATE,

Kat nearly fell of her chair when Sarah came into the bar yelling. She was used to the banter of drunken pirates but she had never heard something like this. Picking herself up from the ground she sat back on her seat near the bar, right next this behemoth that just came in. There were several interesting commercial papers laying on the bar. Most of wich were about where to buy or sell drugs or where to get other illegal goods. But one was Kat's advertisement for people to join her pirate crew. The primary criminal activities included heisting, black market sales and ship raiding. There were pictures of the interiour of the ship and the ship itself obviously taken with a smartphone as the quality was a bit low. One of the pictures showed the armory and the rations storage wich held 9 massive barrels of strongly alcoholic beverages. There was a picture of Kat herself behind the wheel of the ship too.

Kat meanwhile kind of forgot about the loud entrance of Sarah and was focusing on her drinks again. Despite litterally being in the shadow of Sarah's posture. Fortunatly for Kat though there was a candle right in front of her so she could tell her pistol and cup apart. While Sarah was definetly one of the largest people Kat ever had to sit next to, at least she wasnt getting hit on as would be a common accurance for someone with her features in a bar full of drunk pirates. She was just about to finish her drink, pack up and leave actually. Her number was on the ads anyway, perhaps the advertising would take care of itself.

Sarah then looks at the bar and sees the thing saying heists and pirates and stuff, so she does what she normaly does, and that is yelling
- OK WHO IS GUY OWNING SHIP WITH ALCOHOL, AND ALSO WHO THE FUCK USES 90s STYLE SPELLING,POOR LITERACY ISN'T COOL

After Sarah's sentence was done she heared a high pitched ring in her ears Sarah's yelling right in her little elven ear almost hurted. She then turned to her side and looking up at the giant she stuttered as she was litterally looking up with her bright purple eyes at Sarah. "....Uh...i- i did...?"

Sarah then turns towards Kat and looks at her
- Hmmmmmm Ok Knife Ears you are coming with to meet your new vrew members
Sarah, right as she says those words, grabs Kat and throws her over her shoulder, and then leaves the bar and goes towards MIGHTY SPACE BAR

It took her a while to process what was really going on...This was the first time really someone simply threw her over her shoulder and carried her off. "Eh.....could you please put me down? My shipe, the seagull is the other way." She says as she begins squirming.

- NOPE
She says while squeezing Kat, thighter so she could escape her grasps
- You know what would be fun?
Sarah asks poor pirate

She was shuddering a little bit but kept on squirming, wich was more annoying than actually helpfull for herself. "Uhm...Not crushing me into paste sounds fun...And bringing me back to my crew and ship also sounds fun..."

- Nah let's start singing ekhem ekeh ahme haaaaah
Es gibt ein Haus in Neu-Berlin,
man nennt es Haus Abendrot.
Es war der Ruine vieler guter Jungs,
von mir, mein Gott, litt ich Not.

Hätt ich meinem Anführer zugehört,
ich wäre heute Daheim.
War jung und dumm,
war ein armer Jung,
auf dem Abweg geführt und gemein.

Sagt meinem kleinem Schwesterlein,
dass Sie mir nicht nachrennt.
Soll meiden das Haus in Neu-Berlin,
das Haus Abendrot man nennt.

Meine Mutter war eine Schneiderin,
verkaufte diese Uniform.
Meine Liebste ist eine Trinkerin,
mein Gott, Sie trinkt gern in Neu-Berlin

Ich geh zurück nach Neu-Berlin,
ein Getriebener von meiner Not.
Den Rest meiner Tage bleib ich dort,
dort bei dem Haus Abendrot.

For a moment Kat though Sarah would be kidding when she began on how she would sing. But a few phrases in it hit her. "Y-You're really going to sing this all the way? Hey, you're kidnapping me already, dont make this worse...At least torture me using proper tools, this is just embarresing to us both." Though it didnt seem like it would end too soon for her, a few moments later the odor alone had Kat almost tipsy and the singing made her want to lobotomize herself. "Are we there yet...."

- No we have time for one song more now SING WITH ME IN THE NAME OF THAT JESUS DUDE DUDE


Nû lebe ich mir alrêrst werde,
sît mîn sündic ouge sihet
daz hêre lant und ouch die erde,
der man vil der êren gihet.
Nû ist geschehen, des ich ie bat:
ich bin komen an die stat,
dâ got mennischlîchen trat.
 
Schœniu lant rîch unde hêre,
swaz ich der noch hân gesehen,
sô bist dûz ir aller êre.
Waz ist wunders hie geschehen!
Daz ein maget ein kint gebar,
hêre über aller engel schar,
was daz niht ein wunder gar?
 
Hie liez er sich reine toufen,
daz der mensche reine sî.
Dô liez er sich hie verkoufen,
daz wir eigen wurden frî.
Anders wæren wir verlorn.
Wol dir, sper, kriuze unde dorn!
Wê dir, heiden, daz ist dir zorn!
 
Dô er sich wolte übr uns erbarmen,
hie leit er den grimmen tôt,
er vil rîche durch uns armen,
daz wir kœmen ûz der nôt.
Daz in dô des niht verdrôz,
dast ein wunder alze grôz,
aller wunder übergenôz.
 
Hinnen fuor der sun zer helle
von dem grabe, dâ er inne lac.
Des was ie der vater geselle,
und der geist, den nieman mac
sunder scheiden: êst al ein,
sleht und ebener danne ein zein,
als er Abrahâme erschein.
 
Dô er den tievel dô geschande,
daz nie keiser baz gestreit,
dô fuor er her wider ze lande.
Dô huob sich der juden leit,
daz er herre ir huote brach,
und daz man in sît lebendic sach,
den ir hant sluoc unde stach.
 
Dar nâch was er in dem lande
vierzic tage: dô fuor er dar,
dannen in sîn vater sande.
Sînen geist, der uns bewar,
den sante er hin wider zehant.
Heilic ist daz selbe lant:
sîn name, der ist vor gote erkant.
 
In diz lant hât er gesprochen
einen angeslîchen tac,
dâ diu witwe wirt gerochen
und der weise klagen mac
und der arme den gewalt,
der dâ wirt an ime gestalt.
Wol ime dort, der hie vergalt!
 
Unser lantrehtære tihten
fristet dâ niemannes klage;
wan er wil dâ zestunt rihten,
sô ez ist an dem lesten tage:
swer deheine schulde hie lât
unverebenet, wie der stât
dort, dâ er pfant noch bürgen hât!
 
Kristen, juden unde heiden
jehent, daz diz ir erbe sî:
got müeze ez ze rehte scheiden
durch die sîne namen drî.
Al diu werlt diu strîtet her.
Wir sîn an der rehten ger:
reht ist, daz er uns gewer.
 
Nû lât iuch des niht verdriezen,
daz ich noch gesprochen hân.
Ich wil iu die rede entsliezen
kurzlîch und iuch wizzen lân,
swaz got mit dem menschen ie
wunders in der werlt begie,
daz huop sich und endet hie.

She frowned at Sarah and plugged her ears. It was times like this where she wondered if she shouldnt have stayed with the immortals, sure her payrate would be much lower but she wouldnt have to worry about being kidnapped and she wouldnt have a 50/50 chance of being held against her will whenever she woke up. Though this time she didnt have to be asleep to get carried over a shoulder that smelled like a liquor store. Other pirates looked at the two and Kat didnt even bother asking for help. If this was really going to be another time of being captive, her crew would bust her out soon enough. She was just curious to see where this would lead. For now, permament hearing damage.

Well when Sarah just stoped singing, a ship came into their view a ehm rather simple looking ship ehm for, of course, spaceship standards. The most Interesting thing about it was gigantic being it's name,which was also painted on vessel's side

"MIGHTY SPACE BAR"

It read in big, yellow letters
- Ah home sweet home is there any place sweeter than-
Then doors of the ship opened suddenly and out came a ehm, well it looked like robot with additional set of arms that are placed on it's back, wearing a dark red robe, for a momment it stood in in door frame completly silent, and this silence draged on for a few minutes then it spoke
- SARAH YOU FUCKING,BLOODY DOLT YOU GAVE IMMORTALS THE WRONG FUCKING PACKAGE YOU DAMNABLE DRUNKEN IDIOT

Kat was almost knocked out and shook up by the time she was in the space bar. She looked over her shoulder to see the robot thinger wich looked like a Cykx mecha fuckup and made her presence known. "Your drunk ass sister kidnapped me. Can you tell her to either bring me back to my ship or kill me...i have heists planned next friday and i have an arrangement at a parlor shortly after..."

Meanwhile at the main offices Tower had already dispensed the bar to each legend. GYZ wasnt really sure what to do with it so like the others he just put it on his desk, though Keya was curious about the taste, she had always been good at carefully peeling wrappings of bars, she folded it up neatly and put it on her desk before taking a bite. Tower (who's office was right next door) of course heard a loud explosion. Nothing out of the ordinary, especially on apex. But what was new is what Keya yelled after the the blast. "MY F*CKING HAIRDO!" He then casually wandered over to her office only to have a door thrown in his face with an angry elf walking out. "im going to the parlor...." He noticed there was black char on her cloathing and face and her hair (wich she would spend hours for in front of a mirror) was all messed up.

He chuckled now thinking the Becker siblings pulled a prank with them, he didnt suspect these beckers were such jokers. He spoke through the legend voice channel to make sure they all heard him. "Guys, the beckers pulled a prank with u-" "A PRANK?!" "Oh shush, Key-key, you're only moody because you fell for it." "-Incomprehensible screeching-" "Guys, dont eat the chocolate, it's a bomb. Keya just had her hair ruined by it" "-More sreaming-" Now with the threat of it being eaten (triggered) in more dangerous places where it could actually cause complications. The he went on to text the Beckers assuming they still had their phone. "Nice prank, i didnt know you guys were such jokers. Though avoid coming in our teritory for a while, Keya didnt think it was funny..."

Daniel(The Robot but not quite robot dude) looked at Kat, his face or rather what serves as his face, showing no emotions, mostly because it cannot show any emotions, then he pointed at her and asked one good question
- Sarah who is this person?
- Some knife-eared lady named Kat
- Why -
Then he got an SMS
- Oh great what now......
He then takes out his phone from............. somewhere, maybe he has pockets  underneath his robe, and looks at it
- Well.......... good news is that bomb didn't killed anyone, bad news is that I made an weak ass bomb......................
Then from behind Daniel, another person came, in this case this person was wearing a bird mask, cool looking hat and nice black coat
- Hey Daniel where did you.......................... Sarah who is this woman?
- A knife-eared woman named Kat
- Ok so why di-
- did you brought her here Sarah?
- Well she was offering a nice job so I thought to bring here here so we can discuss the terms
Daniel then facepalmed so hard, that his left arm(with which he didn't hit himself) detached itself out of his body

Shortly after, Tower sent another message with a picture of Keya's current hairdo. Keya who looked extremely angry on the picture gave off a feral animal vibe, with clenched teeth and all. The picture also had Tower holding Keya back from the phone and it was complete with a message. "I havent seen her this angry in a long time, thanks for the practical joke, everyone loved it. Even if this girl wont admit it."

Meanwhile at the space bar, Kat has had just about enough of this and began to violently Squirm again. "Come on! i have heists to do, Goods to fence and crime to commit. Let me go, or my crew will waste all the booze again!"

She kept on squirming and eventually got herself out of Sarah's grasp and got to the ground. She stood small and the notably massive sniper rifle on her back was almost longer than herself. She had a big frown on her face because obviously having been thrown over the drunken soldier of Sarah was not the optimal means of traveling. "Yes, heists, illegal goods and crimes. She dragged me all the way here after reading my pamflet."