[ooc: https://youtu.be/bozvLUp0f1o?t=1m57s how to read the post title.]

After finally escaping the clutches of the orcs that have held her as a slave for over 200 years. Evelyn had some catching up to do. She decided to start on a planet with alot of orcs (YAY!). She had her blade, bombs and pistol already and the shield minus the DEFINING ENCHANTMENT wich was good because she could get it again. All that stood between her and her enchantment was a bunch of useless weak orc. TIME FOR SOME KILLING. There was a village nearby where she could start. The planet she landed on was her homeplanet now taken over by the orcs and the cruelest of humans doing unspeakable things to her kind. Technically she was here for the enchantment of her shield...But she might as well start a little massacre while she was at it, it's not that the orcs that have used her species for whatever they pleased through the ages would get away with it. She sprinted through the gates of one of the villages, charging into one of the many orcish townguards wich knocked him onto the ground and even if his armor was thick, it couldnt stop the power that was the light elven sword. The plasma treated edge cut through the orc's armor as if it were butter and through the skin like...that 1000 degree knife hype that was a hype on earth once.

Of course she was met with a response...FFIINE, nothing she couldnt handle. Many of the orcs came at her with modernized battle axes, also with a plasma treated edge. Blocking wasnt much of an option due to the lack of an enchantment on her shield. BUT these idiots forgot ballistic bullets were a thing. Soo they got shot pretty fast. Even if Evelyn couldnt aim fo' shit at this range missing her mark would be a pretty hard thing. As soon as Evelyn had turned the orcs into punctured sacks of bloody MEAT! she could advance. BUT there was a great chance there were slaves kept in these houses. She let out a sigh and went in each one of them to free them. The families of the slaughtered townguards were very co-operatives...At gunpoint at least. The last house though was difference.

NOBLES...Evelyn hated them, as she was owned by one who did unspeakable things to her. Of course this noble WUSS woudlnt come out to defend himself. She would enjoy slowly killing this pig as she could hear the wailing, screaming and moaning of her kin. "HELLOOOOOOOOO! IM HERE TO FREE YOUR SERVANTS! COME OUT AND FA-" Out of the shadows a human assassin jumped onto her back and attempted to stab her. "AH! BITCH! GET. THE. FUCK. OFF OF ME!" Evelyn yells as she slowly pulls the assassin off of her back and throws her into a wall and throws the shield in her face, making the unarmored woman faith. "HAHAH Idiot!" She casually walks past the unconscious and abscently shoots the unconscious assassin in the head. "I KNOW YOU'RE THERE DURAK!!! i KILLED your sexy ninja and im coming for you NEXT" She ran upstairs while killing the orc noble's goond on her way, leaving a trail of bodies. Kicking open the door she was immediatly met with suppressing fire that only lasted a few seconds. She couldnt even believe how well her aim was right now, it probaply had something to do with the combat being at point blank...

Whatever it was, Evelyn was lethal even slightly outside her sword range with her pistol. It had something to do with her elven blood perhaps. Either way she retreated for a sec. Though, this was mostly to holster her pistol and draw her blade. Going in again she launched her shield in the face of one of the many orcs as the shield bounced around hitting several orcs, dealing reduced damage with each bounce. The throw stunned the orc who was hit first. He was also the first to be quite litterally cut in half by Evelyn's blade. The other orcs still kind of recovering from the heavy shield being were also quickly slain by the mad elf. As soon as the bedroom has been turned into a bloodbath. She cackled and looked around. "heheheh...Durak, where are you~ you know ill fi- oh hello there." She slowly wandered to the closet that had noises of the cowardly orcish noble hiding in it. "so...are you going to come out of the closet...? So...Tell me, where do i enchant my shield again?" "G-Go to the shaman in the next village, he'll know! Just dont kill me!" "Thank you...ehehehheh. I wont kill you... but..." She walked away from the basement drawing her pistol. "i will shoot your closet though, duck and cover!" She says as she peppers the closet with bullets, killing the orc inside. Outside the mansion, the elf slaves were waiting for her. She exited the mansion with more prisoners and brought them to her ship. But aw shucks, she forgot to ask wich village it was. Oh well, enough bullet, bomb and blade to go around.

Taking the prisoners to her small standard issue dropship wasnt fun, she constantly had to stop to deal with more orcs trying to capture them again, but giving the prisoners the guns seemed to help. Some of these, just like Evelyn used to be in the military and still had their aim. They would be able to defend the ship wich already had automated defenses without Evelyn having to stay nearby. Meanwhile Evelyn tracked down another village with high servant concentration. "Hello~! im looking to get my shield enchanted." Of course the orcs wouldnt help her and instead tried to capture her. After killing the waves of orcs she eventually kept one alive, cut his arm off and kicked him onto the ground. "Excuse me, sir. Could you be so kind as to tell me where the enchantment services are?" Unsurprisingly though, the orc instead screamed in agony perhaps it has something to do with his arm getting cut off by a plasma treated edge. "no? oh well, thanks anyway, good sir. Have a nice day." She said mockingly before finishing the trooper off and going on to deal with the other bastards coming in.

After freeing the prisoners and repeating the whole process in another village and not getting alot of direction she decided it was time to aim higher and attack a city this time. It's not like these orcs could stop her anyway. After a few more intoregations she began wandering around on her own. "Im starting to wonder is WAAAAAAGH is just the name of the store"  After freeing all the prisoners in each house that wasnt secured to the point where even Evelyn couldnt break into she wandered around the new almost empty city. It was hard to believe that this girl wiped almost a whole city. Bloody corpses of officers were laying on the ground along with their equipment as the long knight wandered through the streets quietly. "it seems like the orcs have gotten used to having slaves...they fight like SCRUBS"

Walking through the cities, she reapplied some of the accesories she had before even becoming a knight. Long agoe she used to be a healer only and she always had at least one sort of animal sitting on her shoulder, hair or anything. She tied her hair up in a tail and put clippers in the front of her hair, fully showing off her elven ears like her people use to do with so much pride, she now also had two veil like bangs diagonally crossing over the sides of her face. But her pretty facial features wouldnt be revealed for too long as the orange helmet vizor slid over her face soon enough for she heard some noise. Another orc was crazy enough to pick a fight, however. This one was different from the others... He had a long beard and wielded a staff of some sort. He must know where to enchant the shield.

The old feeble orc did put up a fight. Or at least tried to do so as his puny spells deflected of Evelyn's shield and right back at him. Evelyn showed absolutely no mercy to the orcs, even if they were weak, young or female. None would be spared for they had given her own race a faith worse than death. Upon giving the old man a pommeling until he was almost squishy she dragged him to a wall and had him sit up. Taking a few steps back she pulled a trashcan in front of herself and leaned on it like the host of some TV show. "Welcome! To the friendly direction show! the rules are very simple: i will ask the contestant a question and if they answer it correctly they will be rewarded with round two! if they answer wrong i will rip your ribs out use them to puncture your skull to create a candle holder for your children. Let's Begin! Question one: where can i get my shield enchanted to deflect bullets and plasma and or laser weapons?"


"urk...the...the former elven village oakwoods...go there and find a human enchantment parlor...ow but they'll never willingly serve you, elf."

Evelyn grinned at the response, now really getting into her game with the quiz premise she randomly picked out as she gave him an applause. "That is correct! Next question: Who enslaved, tortured and violated the greater knight Evelyn Syvera during the destruction of the light elven empire?"

The old man was dying, but he actually knew the answer and knew Evelyn used to be a healer and with hope of surviving this alien ordeal he proceeded to play along. "Xugag...Xugag ghorshur..." "Why that is amazing, keep up this streak of correct answers and you may win the main prize! Next question: Where could one find Xugag Ghorshur?" "i-In the former elven capitol...He enslaved the queen herself and is living in the castle..." "Very good! now for the last and final question, choose the right answer and you will be given the main prize: survival! here it comes: How high is the temperature of a plasma edged light elven blade? A: 250 degrees celsius. B:100 million degrees celsius or C: the temperature of cold steel." "100 million! plasma blades are 100 million!" "awwwww Incorrect! the plasme edges may be around that temperature but i was refering to the temperature of the metal itself wich is the temperature of cold steel."

Leaving the alleyway with more black orc blood and a lovely new candleholder she made her way to this supposed village where she could enchant her shield. It was hard to believe she could fit the slaves of an entire city in her granted decently large gunship but it was equally hard to believe that Evelyn wiped out the entirety of a city on her own, it was also hard to believe she endured 200 years of abuse and waited for her chains to rust so Evelyn was hard to believe in general. While wandering to the village alot of people tried to ask her where her master was or tried to take her as their servant. Needless they say their bodies would never be recognizable again and their original race was only vaguely recognizable by the color of what hasnt been scorched away by the plasma edges. Upon entering the village she was greeted by an orcish welcoming party, no problem at all. She wanted more orcs done dead.

The welcoming party went well, a buffet ala moron was served and the dogs on the street wouldnt go hungry tonight. After intorigating the desert (who was the only one left alive) she found out where the enchantment store was. The name of the store really angered Evelyn. "Gunmar's authentic elven goods huh? this ought to be fun." She knocked politely at first before kicking the door in and using the bell on the desk. "Hellooooo! i'd like to get my shield enchanted!" She waited a few minutes before repeating....and eventually going  into the house behind the store counter looking for this enchanter. Eventually she found the man, terrified hiding under the bed. "Hello! i'd like to get my shield enchanted like only the light elves could do it back in the day!" "p-p-please! Go away!"  At this point Evelyn has had just about enough of this kind of cowardice and pulled him from under the bed. "I'll ask again nicely....sort of one more time. Enchant my shield or i will beat you to death with it!" "my slave did the enchanting! i just took credit for it! She's in the basement, just leave me alone!" Slightly dissapointed she put the man down she always wanted to see a human use magic, but it would have to wait. The human imposter was quickly executed with a bullet through the head as Evelyn went downstairs to free the enchanter and have her do her magic on her shield.

After that she did a last round of freeing the other prisoners and leading them to her gunship wich would then take off into space. But this would not be the last time Evelyn had come to this planet, her people needed to be free again, so this goodbye was only temporary...